Some various definitions of "Lame Minus"

Just in case anyone's confused about what exactly "Lame Minus" means, I figured I'd leave you with a few definitions provided by events of the last few weeks:

• Rain and/or Overcast skies with little to no sign of the sun for approximately 2 weeks.
• Michael Jackson passing in a manner just as odd as his private life.
• Billy Mays, Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett joining MJ within mere days.
• Offering to work OT, being denied, and having nothing to do because of rain and/or overcast skies.
• Terminator 4. (Okay, this one's just Lame, for a true Lame Minus, see Terminator 3)
• The Red Sox leading by 9 runs in the 7th, and giving up 10 in the next two innings to the Division-worst Baltimore Orioles.
• Sammy Sosa having an "*" added to his stats.
• Having side-body molding for you car that you can't install unless you have two consecutive DRY days.
• Rain and/or Overcast skies with little to no sign of the sun for approximately 2 weeks.

And for some (in my opinion) definitions of "NOT Lame Minus?"

• Having a patient wing-man.
• Nights in Boston with beers, burgers, and buds.
• The Hangover (the movie).
• Ken's LakeFests.
• Sam Adams Summer Ale.
• MJ's "Thriller" video. (Come on... admit it)
• Farrah Fawcett's famous poster.
• Billy Mays ESPN commercial.

I know it's link-heavy, but be sure to check them all out... Some serious, some humorous, I'm sure you'll enjoy them!